Have you seen this guy? He's all over the web right now. "Increase Strength. Improve Endurance. Speed up Recovery." the ad says. Recovery from what exactly? Do I really want to sign up for something from which I may have to hope for a "speedy recovery"?
Take a close look at the above picture. Now, compare that to what's published in the American Journal of Medicine regarding the physical evidence of anabolic steroids:
1. Pronounced or ridged brow
2. Early onset of male-patterned baldness
3. Unnatural muscle mass
4. Significant shrinkage of the testicles
I'll let you draw the conclusions. But if you were to compare the picture to the outward evidences of steroid abuse, it's easy to result in the following:
1. Pronounced or ridged brow: YES
2. Baldness: YES
3. Muscle Mass: YES - look at his forearm for pete's sake. It's bigger than Oprah's thigh.
3. Testicular shrinkage: UNKNOWN However, look at his facial expression. What might it be telling us?
I'm thinking I'm gonna pass on the "FORCE FACTOR" product.
So, why did I write a post about this freak? To distract you from the fact that I have made zero progress in my weight loss efforts the past few weeks.
Why no progress? Mainly because I've been busy "recovering" from my two pound loss that I wrote about in my previous post.
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